The new judge for the Toure De France ... Satan.

Pets

f dogs and cats were humans, then they'd sure be weird, dogs with their over eagerness, wanting to please you at every turn and sniff your butt, and cats being all standoffish and puking on your kitchen floor. Why do we put up with them?

Whoa.. Slow Down!

Come on dude, you can't expect to go rushing into things with a pure young Ladie such as this, these situations call for patience, finess, some understanding, she may need some time... NOT!!

No Crab For You!

This dude attempts to boil a crab for dinner but the little fella has other plans and makes his getaway after hitting the water. Sometimes your dinner just has other plans and doesn't wanna stick around to get eaten - WTF!?!

San Francisco is being invaded by the death star!

Watch out everyone, Vader is on the way!

Cup Size Choir FTW!

La Senza takes the traditional Christmas spirit, strips it down to it's underwear and makes it orgasmically moan out a melody. This sort of thing isn't really what Christmas is all about and cheapens the event, but who cares? Fap fap fap.

THREADS (Nuclear War)

Threads was aired on 1984 to an unsuspecting British public and, in just one airing, it put the UK off nuclear war for good. It’s grim viewing and just try and imagine how it would’ve impacted its audience in a pre-internet ara.

Whistle While You Work

It's an old saying, that even the seven dwarfs tweeted while they were on the job. But this Cockatiel is taking it a little further and is having a good old whistle while he does his best to plant his seed for the future. PLAYA!

I went to see Fantastic 4 opening night, last night, and, needless to say, I was dissapointed and took my anger out on the cup holder/arm rest, then deiced to take it home for my computer desk.

Sola Rola Gravity Maze

Control Wiz and Waz through a series of 48 rotating mazes.