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The One That Got Eaten Whole

You’ll very rarely hear someone talking about the one that got swallowed whole by a shark just as you were landing the fecker. If there wasn’t video, I wouldn’t believe it.

bronson

http://www.bronsonthemovie.com
BRONSON is the evolutionary journey of Mickey Peterson into Britain’s most notorious and dangerous living prisoner CHARLES BRONSON. Originally sentenced to 7 years in prison for burglary, Charles Bronson has been behind bars for 34 years, 30 of which have been spent in solitary confinement. Charlie has forged an outrageous reputation through violence, hostage taking and rooftop protests to become a notorious figure in the British public’s conscious.
Taking the title role of BRONSON will be Bafta nominated actor Tom Hardy (Black Hawk Down, WAZ, RocknRolla) who has been described by critics as one of the most promising young actors today.
Nicholas Winding Refn will direct the movie. His previous films include the highly controversial and acclaimed PUSHER Trilogy and Fear X with John Turroro.
Vertigo Films will release the movie in Spring 2009.

Mean Pokemon

Holy hell, the freaky anime creature ripped her head clear off

Call Me Geordie

Call Me Maybe is catchy but to make it truly memorable they should have recorded it being sung by a couple of lasses from Tyneside in the UK. This version is memorable, possibly the greatest thing a geordie has ever done!

Robber Car Crash

This getaway took an unexpected turn..for the worse.

Getting Busy With A Girl FAIL!

You gotta love modern technology, NO ONE can escape it! These guys can laugh at their friend for buttdialing them while getting it on with his girl, but this is clearly the only bootycall they're gonna be getting tonight - At least it wasn't his mom!

"Let's Have An Orgy"

Having an orgy is a great way to meet people, have some fun and let off some steam after a busy week in the office. The end result is a culmination of careful planning and of course inviting the right people!

Reggie Rolled

Comedian Reggie Watts exercises his trolling skills with this cover of Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up". Just when you thought it was going to be a video showing the majesty of nature with some David Attenborough-esque commentary, it hits you.

Lego Millennium Falcon Assembly 3d

Careful not to geek in your pants there, as Lego and computer animation meet for a nerd orgy of a video that took the guy three years to make. THREE YEARS! That's a lot of dedication and hard work for this painstaking recreation, rendered frame by frame.