Mommy forgot to pick up her kid

You'd think someone would have noticed by now..

Examples Of Extreme Laziness

I would find more but I couldn't be bothered. I can't even be bothered to write this caption. I'll put the telly on.

Hey Jude In Newark Airport

Five al Queda operatives slipped through while security was busy singing, but it was worth it. I guess Muslims just aren't into the Beatles like Christians

Officer Hotness

This is the only time the sight of a police officer would be something you'd welcome with open arms, an officer of the law in a fishnet body stocking showing off her assets. It would never happen in real-life, which is why we have this video.

Jessica Simpson on Deepthroating

She looks like an idiot in this video, but sure does a great job at deepthroating!

Very Pretty Girl

Garbage Sex

Meanwhile, in Australia...

This picture may look peculiar to you, like something's amiss, but don't fret too much. It's Australia, it's another hemisphere altogether, this is how they do things there. It's just the way it is.

Stuck Limo

Must be san fransisco, and an out of town driver.

Sand Model

She looks pretty sexy...hope she's not dead!