Huge fire hazard is what this zippo car is

Watch out, that thing is going to start some forests on fire!

Monkey like a finger

This cute little primate hugs and grips on to your finger so tight that it pulls your heartstrings and you wish you could take it home with you.

Big fat tub of a woman can't get her pants on

I don't think they make pants big enough to fit that mass of gut

Chuck Norris - The Movie

Chuck has been owning the internet for some time now, rising above the cats, the narwhals, and the unicorns and standing tall like a god--so it's only fair that the world thanks his tireless awesomeness by flocking to see the greatest movie ever made.

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Gym Gender Reversal

Imagine, just for a few moments, that when down the gym men acted like women and women acted like men -- so the women would be acting all macho and loudly discussing how much iron they've pumped while perving over scantily clad men.

Rope Swing Fail

The most important thing to do when going on a rope swing is to hang on. And whatever you do don't let go at the highest point possible. Still, if we told these girls that then there would be no LOLZ.

Gavin Jackson - A Tribute Act.

Michael Jackson impersonator, Gavin Jackson, showcases some of his finest work - GENIUS!

Redneck House

They really spent the bucks for this place

Pelican Eats a Live Pigeon

A pelican suddenly chomps down on a live pigeon,
trying to suck it down its gullet all at once.