<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny first - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny first - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Fri, 19 Nov 2004 00:00:02 -0500</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Fri, 19 Nov 2004 00:00:02 -0500</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Fri, 31 Dec 2004 00:09:44 -0500</pubDate><title>First Big Mac in space</title><link>http://www.abum.com/1728/First-Big-Mac-in-space.html</link><description></description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-1728/First-Big-Mac-in-space.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/1728.jpg</image><media:title>First Big Mac in space</media:title><media:description></media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>first,big,mac,space</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/1728.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 19 Nov 2004 00:00:02 -0500</pubDate><title>I choose the first one</title><link>http://www.abum.com/631/I-choose-the-first-one.html</link><description></description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-631/I-choose-the-first-one.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/631.jpg</image><media:title>I choose the first one</media:title><media:description></media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>choose,first,one</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/631.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 04 Feb 2005 00:00:06 -0500</pubDate><title>Jesus&#039;s first rap album</title><link>http://www.abum.com/2205/Jesus-s-first-rap-album.html</link><description></description><category>Celebs</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-2205/Jesus-s-first-rap-album.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/2205.jpg</image><media:title>Jesus&#039;s first rap album</media:title><media:description></media:description><media:category>Celebs</media:category><media:keywords>jesuss,first,rap,album</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/2205.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 31 Dec 2004 00:00:20 -0500</pubDate><title>Our first fan.  Come on lady&#039;s  We need more of these!!!!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/1158/Our-first-fan-Come-on-lady-s-We-need-more-of-these.html</link><description></description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-1158/Our-first-fan-Come-on-lady-s-We-need-more-of-these.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/1158.jpg</image><media:title>Our first fan.  Come on lady&#039;s  We need more of these!!!!</media:title><media:description></media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>our,first,fan,come,ladys,need,these</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/1158.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 28 Jan 2005 00:00:05 -0500</pubDate><title>Car for Sale `cause of Jobless!
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